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on the deck of nouvelle the sunlight falls through slats that should remind one of soneva – nothing is straight, everything is crooked. like sonu. jk. it’s an interesting place…3 MIN READ
it’s thursday night again, and i have been working like someone possessed, no, OBSESSED with making money. but to be fair, i do enjoy my work. i’ve been told, rather…4 MIN READ
it’s thursday night. i’m at the kanmathee shop to fuel myself up on some coffee, and get a can of hundred plus for later, to take the edge off. the…3 MIN READ
@shaari_ comes to pick me up for our lunch date. i have to consult google maps to guide us because i’m not a hundred percent on the location and shaari even…3 MIN READ
‘never should you assume that any of this matters – even in the shallowest sense,’ says my friend moosaalhu. we’re at don’s fiery chicken on the recommendation of a fellow…3 MIN READ
it’s just me this time, braving a new frontier – sauced up by lucies – on my own. a late dinner, i felt like pasta and someone close had suggested…3 MIN READ
the new oishii near the port in male is one of extremes. tonight, it is extremely crowded – the servers are on the verge of a major panic attack, but…4 MIN READ
sometimes the universe conspires to usher you along a path that you wish you’d thought of on your own, and you WOULD have if you’d known better but the universe…3 MIN READ
we’re at aminadhi’s, the restaurant that’s trying, quite obviously, to give the maldive kitchen a run for its money. though it was established earlier, aminadhi is coughing in the dust…3 MIN READ
we’re at cafeier, hulhumale – THE place for steak if my man bakurube is to be believed. i think he bought into that old economic narrative – the consumption of…3 MIN READ
we’re putting away scraps of roshi with mashuni at food male – that small, unpretentious cafe in the shell beans goalhi. their mashuni is beyond reproach, these guys have found…3 MIN READ
it’s about midday when thakuru and i walk up to comfood’s counter. the iced coffee is 45 rufiyaa and i’ve had it before. it’s not bad at all and reminds…2 MIN READ
you can barely hear the drilling from huravee building here on the tenth floor at solite – there’s some disagreement between thakuru and myself as to how the name should…3 MIN READ
i’m burning, not just because of the sun but also cos i’m ravenous – my brain has relinquished control to the neurons in my belly. i can only think in…4 MIN READ
we’re walking towards ‘taste me’, a breakfast institution that’s nourished us since we started earning our own monies. it’s a hot friday morning and as we pass by maagiri hotel,…3 MIN READ
i’m on my way to symphony to meet alibe, aisaadhi and a special guest. yes readers, a SPECIAL guest. now many of you may not recall the days of mvblogs,…4 MIN READ
by saththaaru I sit with husenfulhu and his buddy, pal, homie Yaugoob who has a degree in… But as you all know being physicist in Male is like being eunuch…2 MIN READ
it’s the kind of day that compels a certain type to tweet, often with pics, that they’d like to or are already holed up with a good book (ie something…4 MIN READ
nothing to report fellas except keyolhu sucks balls cos falhuverin kanneiy veema.
shell beans has long been a bastion of culinary excellence, i inform my friend saththaaru, who does a double-take in his affectedly comical manner. we clamber up the stairs and…2 MIN READ
so i tell aisaadhi i’m gonna eat a good baiggandu and she asked me where from. ‘olive garden.’ ‘ughh,’ she responds. and this is a reaction i think i can…3 MIN READ
