honest, humble, and down-to-earth critic – bringing you the best and worst of food in the maldives.
bakurube and i are at kahika on a monday – his suggestion since he’s been going to the restaurant a lot lately with a friend ‘on business.’ ‘come on, quick,…3 MIN READ
after combing the area for a good, uncrowded place at tea time on a thursday, aisaadhi and i have settled on solite. greenzone was too packed, so was gloria jeans,…5 MIN READ
unlike most of you, i’m not too big on noodles and i admit i know nothing about ramen. but i’ve heard good things about ramen house in phase one and…5 MIN READ
i’m on my way to phase two on the bus on a tuesday afternoon. here at kaanivaa, queues for the buses are non-existent. people just crowd outside the door and…3 MIN READ
i’m in bed listening to deathmetal (by panchiko, not the genre) when i get a text. ‘kob u?’ aiminadhi just HAS to cutify everyday words! ‘lying about,’ i reply. ‘whaddap?’…5 MIN READ
when @shaari_ tells me i should check out ‘coffee and bagels’ in hulhumale i almost tell him i’ve had bagels from russ & daughters (look them up). but i am…5 MIN READ
bakurube and i are broke as fuck so we find ourselves at eazy cafe in the chse goalhi, just behind the school. ‘aiminadhi told me we’d get a tuna rice…3 MIN READ
we are at yummo, a tiny restaurant in the lane opposite the main gate of majeedhiyya school. it’s one of those little places that has cropped up serving nibbles and…3 MIN READ
zaatar restaurant is named after god knows what and what the hell are names anyway? do we even care? i wait for my brother to get back from his smoke,…2 MIN READ
it’s always there waiting, this big beige mutt that’s forever following me around, barking. i don’t care for dogs as most of you would know, they’re too big, too boisterous,…3 MIN READ
my old friend mohonaa suggests having a lager (non alcoholic) at the CR – the coffee republic to those who’re not in the know. and mohonaa, well, he is a…4 MIN READ
it’s not every day that i get a call from my old (and elderly) friend hamdhee to be treated to a sai. and on this warm, bright december afternoon, i…4 MIN READ
who the hell knew there are places serving food at the kaanivaa after midnight? not me, and i mention this to my man bakurube as he finds us a parking…4 MIN READ
sampaafulhu and i are at scoop after experiencing the art inspired, i think, by mental illness at the national art gallery. and what is scoop if not a place to…3 MIN READ
nami at riveli feels quiet and charming as i wait for samfa, nadheemadhi, and abdurrahman, sitting on a fancy cane backed chair. it is six thirty, and the three staff…4 MIN READ
how many of you wondered what happened to cibo? and have you checked out that new place zitouni (surprisingly pronounced zi-too-nee and not zai-too-ni) that’s opened up in its place?…3 MIN READ
i’m with my man bakurube downstairs at dolphin view cafe on this beautiful afternoon. the horizon is decked out in puffy white clouds, pretty as a postcard (something we used…3 MIN READ
anyhow, rok hasn’t slept in three days, that’s the kind of guy he is. but he is strangely coherent. and very pissed off that we have to wait seven minutes to get our rihaakurudhiya. they start dishing that out only after seven.
i’m with an old friend of mine, adhly, at musammaa cafe in henveiru (get the exact location on google maps). we go way back to the #mvcoup era when the…3 MIN READ
@shaari_ and i are finally at dosa 99, the place that’s on everyone’s tongue, everyone who likes indian in our fair city anyway. and it seems particularly fitting that we…3 MIN READ
so i’m trying to locate this new noodle place, china lanzhou noodle, where i’m to meet sampaafulhu, who’s recently returned from a trip, and nadheemadhi for dinner. it’s near hai…3 MIN READ
